11 things you DONT say to a pregnant woman

As I have gone through my pregnancy, its been a fun wild ride. However, I have learned along the way things you should not say to a pregnant woman. These are actual things that were said to me at one point in time or another that I feel is my obligation to pass the word on to the general public that these are not nice things to say. These are in no particular order.
11. Your STILL pregnant?
10. Holy crap, your huge!
9. Wow, you no longer have cankles, you have thankles.
8. Hey, beer belly
7. I knew you were having twins, you are too big to be just having one.
6. I think you get bigger and bigger each time I see you.
5. You have overdone yourself, maybe you should try a salad for lunch...
4. I didn't know you were pregnant. I just thought you were sickly and ate like a horse.
3. your having 2 kids, 10 months apart...did you plan that?
2. when you look at your face its not so bad, its when you turn around and you get a look at that profile.
1. Now we think your fat AND stupid

No, I am not bitter about these things, I just think some people don't know what NOT to say. So next time you see a nice pregnant lady, be sure to say things that are nice.

Farmer Wayne is getting big!

This is just a cute picture I took of Austin of how big he is getting. That bear used to dwarf him! Now look at him all decked out in his 'coveralls'. He is his fathers son

What are my odds?

I think I am really lucky when it comes to Austin. I think he is the exception when it comes to being a good baby. I thought all babies slept through the night at 2 months, and never cried, but I was wrong. I try to tell people how Austin wakes up in the morning, but I don't think anyone believes me. So i caught it on tape. This is how Austin wakes up. He doesn't cry, he just kind of babbles and plays until someone comes to get him.
So I was thinking to myself, what are the odds that when Mercedes comes she will do the same thing? Can I have two really good babies? I hope so, either that or I am in for a rude awakening.
Kevin, if you read this and find misspelled words or broken sentences, don't touch it. Love you!